(submitted by needmydeathstar)
Answers to these questions:
1. Because the (early) dark means winter is coming and Canadian winters should scare anyone.
2. Because… we… umm… support the troops? (Search “Support the Troops” on YouTube)
3. We have to be friendly. Otherwise we’d become American! (zing!)
4. Three words anyone in the world is allowed to hear: “Welcome to Canada” (or en français, “Bienvenue au Canada”)
5. Because the name “Canadians” (well, technically Canadiens) for a hockey team was already taken. It’s all clever marketing.
6. Just to mess with other people. Seriously, watch people react to politeness. You’ll be amused.
7. Because the government didn’t let them make stupid decisions. In other news, the Government of Canada celebrates its first success story (zing!)
8. See number four.
9. See number three.
10. Because the government won’t let other carriers in. In other news, the Government of Canada celebrates its 100,000th failure (zing!)
